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When a man/woman smacks your ass. Jesus who looks up this stupid shit?
"Hey Mia!"
"Hey!"
Boyfriend walks behind her and smacks her ass.
After the ass smack, Mia holds her ass in pain.
"Oww,"
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The state of unexpected and terrifyingly violent diarrhea that coughs, splutters and gushes in a manner reminiscent of the vomiting that occurs when infected with the RAGE virus in the movie "28 Days Later."
"Where is Steve?"
"In the Bathroom, don't go in- he has Ass Rage"
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adj. The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.
Jesus, I can't zip up these jeans anymore - I've reached critical ass!
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mispronunciation of the star of pokemon used in a humorous way to make fun of people who like pokemon
shut the fuck up ass ketchup
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When a woman has such a nice ass that you want to ejaculate on it.
"That girl's got a jizz ass! I hope I can get with her so I can bust a phat nut on that badunkadunk!"
Coworker 1: Damn, that new girl, Maya, has an amazing body!
Coworker 2: "Hell yeah! She has a jizz ass! Maybe she and I will hook up so I can skeet on that booty!
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Raging insult thrown at K.G. by Jack Black of Tenacious D after K.G. insulted J.B.'s Inward Singing idea.
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A God of the Prostate
Ever see the brown stuff smeared all over the walls in that one Seven-Eleven bathroom? He was there...
Ever seen a toilet shattered to the point of unrecognition? He was there...
Ever seen a clog that can't be flushed, like one that is as tall as the toilet tank? He was there...
Ever late to work because of a sudden need to poo? He is there...
Ever late to class because all of the toilet paper is gone in the stall? He was there...
Don't challenge the one who reaps, because he always wins.
Boss: WHY WERE YOU LATE AGAIN?!
Worker: Man I had the nastiest shits today, all I had was an AMPM burrito.
Boss: Oh.. The Ass Reaper has strucketh once again!