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A girls eye makeup that is runny, smeared or looking like a raccoon, after doing a non-sexual activity.
Him: Damn, did you just suck him off before you walked in?
Her: No I just woke up from a nap.
Him: okay, if you say so Blowjob Betty.
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When you get your bitch high on bath salts, then immediately wrap your dick in a hotdog bun, and offer it to her as a sacrifice and a testament of your love.
"I no long have a sick because I got a Zombie Blowjob."
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The act of sucking off your man's cock whilst wearing a specific set of culturally significant Indian earrings.
''Guys, Amy wants to give Laz a jimikki blowjob (JBJ). Yes The full JBJ''
When you cum so much in her mouth you pass out in disbelief of how good it feels
Give me a sloppy blowjob, or I'll give you sloppy back shots
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a sexual act in which a man uses shortning or baking grease to masturbate or as lubracant during sexual intercourse, followed but putting his penis in an oven, "frying" his penis, and then recieves oral sex. Named after the city of Oakland due to the masses of the african american poeples notorious for eating fried goods, most notabley fried chicken
Dude, i got my girlfriend to give me an oakland blowjob lastnight, it felt good, but now my dick is fried!!!
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Type of blowjob where 2 dicks been put together so the woman can suck them as one.
She was too lazy to suck us separately so she sucked us Double Barrel Blowjob
According to the holiday's official website (steakandbj.org), Valentine's Day is a holiday created by greeting card companies, and that day is devoted to women. To be fair, there should be a special day for men to enjoy what they like. What do men like? Steak and blowjobs.
If a man treats his woman special on Valentine's Day, then she will treat him special a month later on March 14. Since men don't want flowers or teddy bears, his special day consists of a steak and a blowjob.
Sally: Do you know what today is?
Harry: March 14. Steak and Blowjob Day.
Sally: Yes. Since you made me feel special on Valentine's Day, it is time to put your meat on my grill.
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