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From First to Last is a post-hardcore band. The current lineup is Sonny Moore (Vocals/ Some Guitar), Matt Good (Guitar/Vocals), Travis Richter (Guitar/Vocals), and Derek Bloom (Drums). Their credits include their first full-length: "Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has A Bodycount," which is a satire exaggerating the popular emo-heartbreak trend. Their second full-length released in March 2006 was aptly titled "Heroine," referring to Sonny's thoughts and feelings whilst recently learning that he was adopted. "Heroine" is heavier and more serious than "Dear Diary..," but their growth factor is very evident. Sonny has not always been the lead vocalist; he joined the band after the music for "Dear Diary..." was recorded. For those that care, he has been legal now for four months (since January).
Take it from someone who has seen From First to Last live, they are amazing and very intense!
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Getting sideboob but not the whole boob during a hookup for just feeling a girl up.
Guy one: How far did you get with her?
Guy two: First and a half base!
Guy one: Wha?
Guy two: Ya know, getting just the sideboob!
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This hot and sexy kid who dressed up like a pirate on halloween. He also has a slut Ex girlfriend named Amanda who nobody likes. First Mate Rob also has a heterolife mate named J Wood. First Mate Rob and J Wood go to Vo-Tech together, where they slack off and make fun of Miss Piggy and Hotdog Boy. One day Rob and J wood got bored and they decided to tell Hotdog boy that Neo called and he wanted his Trenchcoat back. Oh man good times has by all. Theres also this kid named Deep Fried Dan, hes a crazy kid who asks people if they're afraid of cell phones. Also if you have sex with Rob, you always come back for more.
J Wood:Oh man Robs wearing a patch!
First Mate Rob:Its first mate Rob you scum.
J Wood:Sorry Suge, please don't kill me Suge.
Rob:What we doing today J Wood?
J Wood:The same shit we did yesterday...
Rob:Megaman bitches! But before we do, i got to watch Shaun of the Dead again!
J Wood:Go kill yourself Rob....OH GOD LOOK OUT DANS TRYING TO BITE YOU!
Rob:AHHHHHH
*J Wood and Rob run to the other side of the room*
J Wood:What are we gonna do?
Rob:Hit it in the head!
J Wood:What are we gonna throw?
Rob:I don't know, throw a god damn computer...
J Wood:But these computers belong to liz!
Rob:WHAT?!?!?!That makes NO FUCKING SENSE!
J Wood:Whoops, i'll take this one.
*J Wood throws a monitor at Dan, killing him*
Rob:Wow, that was weird....
J Wood:Yeah boyeee, find something to clank.
*J Wood and Rob clank binders*
COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!
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a searching algorithm used by programmers which involves the search of the breast first, going down onwards
That guy uses breast first search? He's so hot ong
Timothecles’ First Principle states that those should:
Seek freedom of the mind. One who masters the power of knowledge will possess the knowledge of power.
Timothecles’ First Principle could be defined as - questioning how to improve one’s intellect, status, wealth, sigma.
The Story:
After many hours of pondering, Timothecles returned to social consciousness to speak to the masses.
Legend proclaims he declared these words - “Seek freedom of the mind. One who masters the power of knowledge will possess the knowledge of power.”
His many followers soon realized his great sagacity and met him at the coliseum gates where he was, very slowly, making his way to his front-row bench seats to the empire-wide stoning at mid-day.
When someone drinks for the first time and have enough to get buzzed, then won't shut the fuck up.
Person 1: Why was Phil saying so much random, weird, out of pocket, and cringey shit last night?
Person 2: It was his first time drinking. He had first buzz syndrome
An unsolvable riddle that puzzled leading scientists and inventors for millions of years equivalent to the Obamas last name conundrum. Scientists have officially labeled it a "tough nut to crack"
Person 1: "Do you know what Barack's first name is?"
Person 2:" w h a t?"