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A version of "Commander in Chief" describing the hair styling used by the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.
The Combover in Chief authorized a raid in Yemen.
combover trump
Alternative title for President Trump, one of the greatest propounders of stupid bullshit the world's ever seen.
Nobody trumpets stupid, stupid bullshit like him. Believe it, nobody. It's unpresidented. Sad!
A: So, our president just tweeted again...
B: What's the Trumpet-in-chief come out with this time, or do I not want to know?
A: Would you look at that, our Trumpet-in-chief just managed to say something self-contradictory AND hypocritical, and in the space of only two sentences! Impressive even by his standards!
B: Damn man, give a guy a break already! Being informed about a topic like immigration, and able to talk about it without sounding like a blathering, inconsistent idiot can't be easy you know- he's only the president after all!
The argument had by all nerds cough* cough*matpat
Master chief Vs doom guy is impossible
But hey that's just a theory a game theory
The one who changed your diapers
Baby makes a weird face whenever Chief anal is around
A word used to describe somebody of nobility and bravery
or has a back story like general chief queefy
General Christopher "Chief" Queefy wasn’t born into power—he earned it, one battle at a time. Raised in the backwoods of Louisiana, he grew up with nothing but grit, instinct, and an uncanny ability to predict the shifting winds of fate. His father, a decorated war veteran, taught him discipline and strategy, while his mother, a survivalist, trained him to move with the land—silent, swift, and unstoppable.
At 18, Queefy enlisted in the military, determined to carve his own path. From the very beginning, he stood out—not just for his tactical genius, but for an almost supernatural ability to sense changes in the battlefield before they happened. His men swore he could feel the air shift before an ambush, hear the whispers of danger in the wind itself. It earned him his infamous call sign: Chief Queefy, Master of the Whispering War.
Rising through the ranks with ruthless efficiency, he became the go-to man for unconventional warfare. Covert operations, psychological tactics, and misdirection were his specialty. Where others relied on brute force, Queefy used strategy, deception, and the very air around him to his advantage. He orchestrated battles that were won before the first shot was fired, breaking enemies’ spirits before they even knew they were losing.
“Dang, that guy is so chief queefy.”
Exceptional heads of state which have come to leadership after a long and successful political career
“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure,it’s not your fault.” Toddler in Chief
“Windmills are the greatest threat in the US to both bald and golden eagles. Media claims fictional ‘global warming’ is worse.” Toddler in Chief
When you pull your foreskin down and you friend shits on it, then you pull it back up.