cleaning the clam

aka douching the poon. shove a douche bag into your pussy and then hose that mutha fucka out

"I walked in on nicks little sister cleaning the clam, yeah dude, she hosed that shit every where"

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Clam Thermometer

A dick. specifically one inserted into a pussy

I'll tke your temperature with my clam thermometer; Open your legs bitch

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Clam Jam

Large group/party consisting primarily of vagina. I.e., equivalent to the male version "sausage fest".

Person A: So, how was the shin dig?

Person B: It was a total clam jam!

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Clam Digger

noun -a sex-obsessed, usually grody male who is always pursuing cunt.

Lady 1: Who's that greasy man wearing all that cologne?
Lady 2: Looks like another clam digger, Shirley.

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clam bake

Gathering of Lesbians.

Lillith Fair was a major clam bake.

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Clam Chowder

When you vomit into a Vagina

My friend was hungry so I gave him some of wife's clam chowder

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Clam Icing

When you squeeze the contents of a used condom out on to a pussy and eat it with a spoon.

That was some mighty fine clam icing!

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