Flap Cracker

When a lady squirts some love paste onto a cracker for her guy/gals eating pleasure.

Please note: When making you own flap crackers be sure to eat on the day of creation due to a short BBE date, they can quickly turn nasty!

1) Hey up love, fancy squirting me a flap cracker?

2) Scrape your udders on me hob nob luv, I fancy a flap cracker.

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cracker fart

The type of fart that kinda stings your ass and makes a clap sound.

<Paris hilton>owwww!!!
<David hasselhoff>what?
<hilton> I just did a cracker fart!
<hasselhoff>ouch I feel for you sista

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cracker barrel

A barrel full of crackers
A Chain of resturaunts full of crackers

lets throw this cracka barrel overboard

damn these old crackas eatin at the fuckin cracker barrel

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Saltine Cracker

A white person that is very salty, or mad.

"1V1 ME BRO!!! 1V1 ME!! ILL WRECK YOU!!"
"Shut up you saltine cracker"
*distant screeching*

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cracker monkey

When someone is high on crack and they go crazy like a monkey and fuck lots of people at once, while finding it hard to move.

Dude, is that guy going crazy?

No, his doing the cracker monkey.

Wow, hes got alot of girls.

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cracker spout

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

seal the cracker spout, or it's curtains!

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mad cracker

british slang for some one who is insane

man that nigel is one mad cracker!

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