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A sexual act were a woman is giving a man oral sex and right when the man is about to ejaculate, the man punches the woman in the nose, and ejaculates in her mouth. The woman will then pull her head back and the mixture of blood and semen will create what seems like a gargling dragon.
Laynes gave Emilia a gargling dragon that made her choke a lot.
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(n) - one that exhibits an amount of swagger comparable to a giant flying fire breathing reptile.
If he was mashing that hard, he must be a swagger dragon.
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A legendary, mythical creature that hath no mercy upon lesser legends, such as nessie, gnomes, leprechauns, and santa. A cunt dragon is a figurative expression used for when a women is PMSing or is in bitchmode, and expresses her inner anger through her vagina. A cunt dragon is the epitome of bitchiness, which leds to bad sex, or worse, no sex at all. Essentially when the cunt dragon is out, you better hide, because hell hath no fury like an enraged cunt dragon. Alternatively, the expression is used similarly to "dousche-bag."
Jack: "Angela is being a major bitch tonight man, I have a feeling its going to be a rough night."
Jim: "Dude, no way you are getting any poon tonight, the cunt dragon is out tonight!
Alternatively: "Dude you are such a cunt dragon!"
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HI MY NAME IS VIRAL DRAGON AND I AM LEET WOO AND I KNOW LOTS OF SHITAZ
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The act of punching ones throat or lower abdomen at or shortly before ejaculation resulting in involuntary consumption of seminal fluid. First made popular in the late 80’s many credit Steven Segal’s signature throat chop as inspiration. Usually done out of frustration or simply to get back at women for past misdeeds(most would argue just being female is grounds alone for slippery dragon). For maximum effect its best to show no emotion after slippery dragon is administered..
After months of Tina refusing to swallow, John decided it was time to deploy the slippery dragon.
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The unsuspecting wingman used to draw the attention of the hot chick's extrememly overweight/ugly girlfriend
Dude, you went out with john last night?
That girl he wants has a pet dragon.
You were Dragon Bait.
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