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Will's tallywhacker was blown off in 'Nam, now he has a glitter flap.
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As the male is about to unload his Sanjay semen pull out and he put his beef whistle near the women nose and release the Jesus juice into her nose so the baby batter comes out the mouth of the women thus creating the flapping tortoise
jesus juice
flapping tortoise flapping tortoise
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A woman in a bathing suit who has an extra flap of skin over her ass. It is most disturbing when she bends over. No one knows how it got there, but there it is, a flap of skin right over her ass.
John: Did you see that woman's ass?
Sara: Holy cow, she has a flap ass.
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The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s meat flaps can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!
2.I love rolling my wife’s meat flaps around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!
3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their meat flaps stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
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the act of wiping ones arse in the direction of the moot, hence covering the flaps in poo.
similar to mud bagging (masculine)
friend: hey jenny, whats that smell?
mud flapper: sorry, i just did some heavy mud flapping
friend: mmm, delightful...
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The skin that causes the sound of a fart located on the anus.
That sucks ass flaps.
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