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half shelled

The most selfish person around. He hides when he's getting attacked and attacks other people for fun. Hence the term half shell.

Man, Cody is such a half shelled bitch. He told that depressed kid to die and when he got all the hate he played victim.

by electrocaine September 3, 2018


Dead and a half

When a post is so stupid that it killing you once isn't enough.

Post: Vaccines cause autism
Commenter: This post got me dead and a half

by CataclysmalHD June 28, 2016


Half-walnut

The rear view of a vagina, available only when a naked hot woman with a thigh gap is standing.

"As I slowly kissed down her back and along the tender crack of her delectable ass, I was presented with the Holy Grail of all visions - the most perfect half-walnut."

by Cwuppacwoffee April 3, 2019


half-shapp

to perform one of the two parts of t-shapping.

"Well, you've already shit yourself, are you going to hang out for a while, or just half-shapp?"

by Jimmy Vanderball August 14, 2007


half mung

A half erect peni

I woke up today with a half mung

I go to work in the morning with a half mung

Yo Dimi tried to sodomise me with his half mung

by DIMI LOVES THE February 21, 2015


half-shpee

Half-Speak, meaning to only say half of a word. Originated in HMB, CA

"Wuzshuh" = what up
"shluh" = slut
"lickamuhnuh" = lick my nuts
"ohwuhluh" = oh, late!
etc.

by ghettobootie August 12, 2005


Half Kosher

When a Jew will eat non Kosher meat like beef and chicken, but won't eat a non kosher animal like pork or prawns. Something secular Jews do as they think it's better than fully breaking kosher, when in reality there's no difference.

Don:Hey Emily would you like some of my ham and cheese sandwich?

Emily: No Don! I can't have that! It's not kosher!
Don: Erm, Emily you do know that sandwich you're eating is non kosher chicken right?
Emily: Yeah but I eat non kosher meat, just not non kosher animals.
Don: So you're half kosher.

by mrperson123 February 14, 2020