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A well-known saying in many middle and high schools across the USA.
*sees terrible/cheesy joke* "god has left us, mate."
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A term usually use to describe an overly friendly female in some cases male.This person requires little effort to fuck. Usually the word hello starts the grind session
John: Eric, saw you dancing with Star Jones last night at the club.
Eric: Yes, and after that she put on a private dance for me at my place.
John: Man, I swear that girl is like a doorknob-everybody-has-a-turn.
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The words that appear when you kill all of the elvis impersonators in GTA2.
elivis guys: Thank you. Thank you vary much.
me: (pulls out uzi)
ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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When your sleazy, white trash, welfare-dependant daughter comes back to roost at your home with her five illegitimate children – because she just can’t make ends meet on four handouts alone.
With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!
It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.
Man1: I heard that C moved back in with you, with all the kids.
Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!
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a meaningful message said by a robloxian. it means that we can have hope in our lives!
More common way to say this is: We can win
It is a rare sentance and rarely used in normal conversations
Soldier: WI CAN HAS CAN
Other Soldiers: We agree! We will win!
This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.
Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.
Timmy: Guess what
Johnny: what fag
Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*
A saying used to describe the fact that no one at any age has it easy (not kids, not teens, not adults, not anyone at all).
Being a kid is tough because you gotta go to school, you go to bed earlier, you make the dumbest decisions in life, and you're not even old enough to do things like watch R-rated movies, drive cars, or own your own house.
Being an adult is also tough because you lose your innocence, you have to work on things by yourself most of the time, you have to pay taxes, and you have to work a job you don't like.
The truth is that no age has all the goods. Every age has its pros and cons. The only thing that matters is that you're still alive and you still have some time to hang out with your friends and have fun. Don't ever think that all the good times you've ever had are now gone just because you're all grown up because the fact is that you're still living them most of the time. You're alive. Live.