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the biggest chokers in history

The 2004 New York Yankees, a bunch of jokers who pulled off an unprecedented choke by blowing a 3-0 ALCS lead to the Boston Red Sox.

Johnny: "Man, did you see that ginormous 1000 lb. fat guy choke on that chicken bone last night at KFC? He must have been the biggest choker in history!"
David: "Nope, that'd be the Yankees of '04."
Johnny: "Oh yeah, no contest."

by Nick D October 27, 2004

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AP European History

Also known as AP Euro. It's an extremely challenging college-level course on the history of Europe from the Middle Ages to the present. This class is usually taken by sophomores, and is known to be one of the hardest classes ever. In the beginning, there may be 30 in the class. The next day, 5 people will drop, and a week or two into school, 10 more people will drop.
Many stay up countless number of nights and even pull all-nighters studying for this course. Only the few elite actually get an A, incredibly smart and hardworking students get a B, the rest get a C or lower.
It is also known as hell.

Person 1: How'd you do on that Euro Test?

Person 2: I did not understand the **** questions!!! Aghhh!! I pulled an all-nighter and probably failed. I should drop AP European History.

by trashcan7 September 9, 2008

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Canada's History

The most deplorable sexual act ever imagined involving a Moose's head, a bottle of syrup, and The Stanley Cup, as outlined by Stephen Colbert.

"Dude your mom just got a big lesson on Canada's History"

by Darkanis February 5, 2010

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ap us history

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A history class which is aimed for 10th or 11th graders to enhance their knowledge of our nations history and have them become scholars. It is also a good workout carrying the 20 textbooks and thousands of worksheets to class everyday to sit through boring lectures. Each week there is usually one or two tests taken on the main textbook given just to fuck over your grade, unless you find it worthwhile to study for 16 hours the night before. Every once in a while, you will be forced to write a dumb essay or DBQ over stupid topics from the past that is not really necessary to know. At the end of the year there is an AP exam which you can earn college credit on. That is the only reason why students take this class. Regular days are easy as you sit in a desk with a notebook listening about elections of the past and virtually everything to know about everything and everyone. Students are usually daydreaming at this time. Also, taking notes is made more boring due to the fact that you are learning things you take a test on 2 weeks prior to learning it. What is the point of taking a chapter 26 test when in class you are learning about chapter 21, which can be confusing. Only take ap us history if you want college credit, are a robot, or enjoy studying like a buckwild hog.

Q:Hey, are you in ap us history?
No, i have a life

Q:Whats up, lets get drunk today.
Sorry, no can do, i have to study for 5 hours to get a c on the test

Person 1:"Dude, lets go get some brain"
Person 2:"No, id rather learn about andrew johnson"

Person 1:"Oh my god, thats so sad the jews were killed in gas chambers"
Person 2:"I bet they would rather go out like that then take ap history"

gas chamber>ap history

by JGEE March 4, 2008

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History teacher

History teacher is someone will BIG BUNDHA, You may look at a history teacher from a long distance with binoculars

UFFF THE HISTORY TEACHER GOT BUNDHA

by ...,,)&;;&&;37?,, November 12, 2020

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japanese history

No eye men staring and yelling at each other

Dude those guys are like Japanese history lol.

by carcarjustvibin October 19, 2020

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AP World History

The biggest and best way to obtain an express pass to crippling depression in your mid teenage years. Your life will never be the same, however, you have a new standard of pain.

Jimmy took AP World History and he has never been the same.

by meatrocket69420666 February 11, 2020

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