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arn't emo:
Fall out boy
My Chemical Romance
Funeral for a friend
P!atd
Silverstein
Simple Plan
or any band that's been on MTV.
Why not?
Emotional Hardcore is a part of the DIY (Do It Yourself) Punk, and the bands 'must' do the recording 'all by themselfs'. Even if they hadn't signed up with a big record company, they are not in the right genre anyway!
are emo:
Embrace
Chemical Vocation
1905
Raised by another
Die, emperor! Die!
Fugazi
Mall emokid meets emokid.
MEmo: Hi, heard the new FOB song?
Emo: fuck, stop listen to that shit, find some real emo.
MEmo: Kid, don't say you're listening to Simple Plan. Jesus..
Emo: dude, have you even heard of some emo bands?
MEmo: you bet i have. i listen to mtv all day long, and most thing they are playing is emo.
Emo: hahaha. get a life.
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The tan you get from band camp. it doesn't really matter where the tan is on your body, just as long as you got it from band camp.
Non-band kid: "DUDE, why are your feet so white!?"
awesome band geek: "it's my awesome band tan, it gets all the ladies."
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Something my boyfriend wears on his head when hes playin football, to keep the hair out of his eyes.
e.g. "Where's my alice band, I can't play football without my alice band!!"
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Man 1: I scraped my leg. I think I need a band aid.
Man 2: Band Aid? you mean bitch sticker?
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Someone who spends all thier free time hanging around a band or attending concerts without seeming to have any purpose for being there. Never seen doing anything with a purpose except pestering hotties.Talks all the time about music/band/band life like they're knowledgable, but aren't. There to mooch and hook up.
There to consume, spoil others' enjoyment, and spread disease, like a rat chewing its way into a bag of grain, eating a little while pissing and leaving shit on all that's left.
"I thought he was cool at first, kinda good-looking, but he turned out to be a fuckin' band rat. He was going on and on, talking like he knew the guys in the band, but he didn't even know the bass player was a special guest from another band. Then he asked me for my cell phone number and the whole time he was staring at Amy's breasts."
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A high school student who is involved with the school band (usually marching band). These students are often think that band is the best thing in the world and are usually very snotty and condescending to outsiders who think otherwise. They often skip classes in order to be in the band room like chorus geeks. These students are often condemned to having EXTREME social awkwardness and making EXCESSIVE lame inside jokes that aren't even remotely funny, it's almost like they're autistic. Usually there is an alpha nerd who is basically the center of attention. The alpha is either the biggest douchebag in the entire world but on rare occasions, they're actually cool and funny. Male band geeks often hug and grope female band geeks, the girls don't mind because they probably think that they're gay. Band geeks absolutely despise guitarists, they reject anybody with a rock 'n' roll approach to music, but they fucking worship the jazz band guitarist. The jazz guitarist is usually THE biggest douche of them all because he thinks that he's better than all other guitarists in the school. Being in a music theory class with these jack-offs is fucking torture because if you're the one person in that entire class that isn't in band, you're the odd man out, stuck in a fucking classroom for an hour listening to their shitty jokes, them going "AW!" when you ask a question that all of them know the answer to, and their shitty conversations!
Band Geek: How come you don't join band?
Me: Because I like the freedom to improvise, write my own songs, practice whenever I want, and not become a fucking band geek!
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Bands that, much like emo kids themselves, all look and sound very similar. In fact, there may be pretty much no difference between Emo Band A and Emo Band B. That's how annoying it can get.
Emo bands may have a lot of potential, but sadly, it is all wasted because they try too hard to fit under one stereotype, just like the average emo kid.
Characteristics of emo bands:
1. The singer sounds just like Adam Lazzara
2. Some of the lyrics may be screamed
3. Poppy sound
4. Very simple guitar riffs
5. Two or more of the band members have "emo hair," and the singer is usually one of them
6. Don't forget eyeliner
7. Lyrics include the weirdest, most nonsensical-sounding metaphors ever, something along the lines of "My little period at the end of your sentence..."
8. Songs are about relationships or life in general - they are NEVER optimistic, though they may be upbeat
9. The band members will always deny the "emo" label, much like emo kids (once again)
10. Usually disappear after two or three albums, or with some cases, even one, but not before at least one of their songs becomes a radio hit
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