Random
Source Code

jacob wadeson

Just a freak really who loves to eat shit. Also is in a very toxic relationship with his mother. Will also get emotionally attached to girls after one kiss. Very funny person though.

Freddie: Yo, you're moving like Jacob Wadeson!
Frank: HOW?!?!
Freddie: You're going to tell rachel you love her!
Frank: I guess i am a bit of a Jacob Wadeson

by DrGirth May 6, 2020


Jacob Kronert

A jacob Kronert is typically described as an abomination to the doughnut industry. He looks like a hybrid between a penguin and a walrus which explains why he walks like a penguin with diarrhea and creates earthquakes like a walrus.

watch out for that Jacob kronert guy he might steal your doughnut

by jkfbwje November 14, 2019


Jacob P

an amazing guy who is really cool and funny and nice and yeah. spill the tea 🤠😎

Jacob p is cool

by YO YO YO TEA SIS February 17, 2019


Jacob Cochran

A complete douche, favorite phrase, "Stop being a bitch". Has a fetish for Asian girls and Alabama hot pockets.

Why's she dating a Jacob Cochran? She deserves a real man.

by A trustable weeb April 17, 2016


Jacob Incollingo

Jacob incollingos usually have a monster cock but suffer from a disease called phimosis. His foreskin is longer than his girth and has an extremely ugly head. soooo fucken ugly bro, like one of the ugliest guys u will meet. I know a Jacob Incollingo and he once kissed my shoe and still doesn't admit that he's my bitch. if your friends with a Jacob Incollingo then don't lose him cause he's a good little gamer and u can make him ur bitch. HE CARRIES IN FORTNITE! one day ill fuck u up in a 1v1

bro, I fucked this guy last night and his foreskin was longer than his cock

holy shit! I think i fucked the same guy! was his name Jacob Incollingo?

by peenmachine04 May 25, 2020


Jacob Devlin

Usually a bloke from The Pewfist

YO IS THAT JACOB DEVLIN EATING AT MACCIES??

by Steven Devlin January 15, 2021


Jacob Stripling

Promising to update the office with a word of the day (aka WOTD) but failing miserably. This word is to keep the office entertained and keep them from killing themselves.

Again this week, he jacob stripling ed... I'm not mad, but i am extremely disappointed...

by jlandrum February 3, 2017