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When you wake up hung over AF only to find the vibrator you were toying with last night is still in your vagina.
I woke up this morning after a night of drinking only to find a morning corkscrew and thought to myself what in the actual fuck happened last night.
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A juicy, choice cut of man-tenderloin served in bed with barbecue sauce and a smile.
Joey and Kristian's favorite hobby is serving each other morning steaks.
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When a man wakes up after a hard night of work, sleep or partying, and his facial is messy and untidy.
"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."
morning beard, bed head, helmet hair, morning hair, bad hair day, bedhead
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When you wake up to someone's asshole in your face (mostly in the morning) and proceed to give them an aggressive rimming
*waking up*
Girl: *sits on Dude's face while sleeping*
Dude: "Ohhh, so you want a Morning Star, huh?"
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An un-expected and colossal dose of early morning fellatio which instantly cures a hangover.
I feel great this morning. That girl from the club gave me a Morning Toner at 7am. No hangover here!
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That feeling you get when you wake up and want to mine some trees in minecraft.
Mum, look at the size of the morning wood I have!
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When you wake up ready for the day but are tired af two hours later (or at any point in the morning
Dude, I was gonna destroy this test, but I had a morning sunset in the middle of it. I ended up with a C-.
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