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The god of eggs, he withholds all the eggs. He is the egg. He only consumes eggs.
A Nate can at times be an asshole but sometimes he’s funny like that. He tries to be funny but a lot of times fails. He can be a jerk or at times he can be a best friend. And about all the time he’s nothing but a smartass.
Friend: stfu
You: ur being a total Nate
Someone who eats the cheese like substance found on the underside of a scrotum.
“Did you see that Nate licking the ball sack clean?”
a nate is usually a major fuck boy, not the hot kind, the kind that breaks you and makes you so sad, wanting to not be here anymore.. leave while you can, he's a shithead. xanders, timothy's, and chris's are also like this. bewareeee!
victim 1 talking to victim 2: "nate told me he has a crush on me, he said i make him feel like no other!! <3"
victim 2 answering victim 1: "funny, he said the same exact thing to me."
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nate/xander/timothy/chris: well fuck gotta skrrrrt skrt