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An amazing comedian. Plays Terry the rollerskating gay on Reno 911!, Hector the Stalker in Blades of Glory, and my personal fav...Jeff in Grandma's Boy! Also has made appearances in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Benchwarmers, Zohan, etc.
Alex: Dude, your bed is a car...
Jeff: Yeah, but it's a f-cking sweet car.
Deputy Clementine: Terry you are an atention whore.
Terry: What does that mean
Me: Hey I can't wait to see Nick Swardson live!
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A real nut job/quack of a doctor.
Refers to the infamous and hilarious Dr. Nick Riviera from Fox's hit TV show, the Simpsons.
"Thought I had a heart attack yesterday so I went to the doctor and the guy put my arm in a sling."
"Guy sounds like a real Dr. Nick."
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A Nick Clegg is a character with political promises that seem reasoned and optimistic in an age of austerity and financial setbacks for a nation, but in the oppurtunity of gaining political power and the oppurtunity to enact them, do the complete opposite and compromise all that he stands for and worked towards when he actually gains political office
Nick Clegg: I promise to cut taxes for the poor, improve services for the disabled, and cut the tuition fees for undergraduates in universities.
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Nick: Where do I sign david?
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Nick Clegg: we are now increasing the VAT to 20%, decreasing the provisions in the Disability Living Allowance and increasing tuition fees threefold. I feel dead inside, for I am Nick Clegg.
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A'ight, well, I'm not going to say he's sexy, because that's overplayed. He's extremely handsome. Anyway, he's got incredible talent at the guitar. Absolutely incredible. He's in a band called the Strokes who are, all put together, the number one best band in the history of music and the best band ever in the universe, to quote what somebody said already although not in quotes. In an interview for LAUNCH, he said that music is the Strokes's top priority, and it seems to be definitely his. I love Nick Valensi and need guitar lessons, as well.
Nick Valensi might give me guitar lessons if... I... do something for him... and if he ever reads this definition...
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The word nick her is usually meant for people who are " pushing P " or are really cool.
Ex : hey nick her!
Another Ex : you seem like a nick her too!
" Hey nick her! "
" Yo what's up my G! "
" Nothing I just thought u looked like a nick her. "
" Yeah you seem like a pretty good nick her. "
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Guitarist in the NY-originating band The Strokes; tall; started playing the guitar at age 5 or six after receiving an acoustic guitar; likes "stripey socks."
Nick Valensi was born on January 16, 1981.
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yeah yeah yeahs guitarist. he has amazing skill and is also very sexy. often referred to as the "skinniest guitarist alive"...which is probably not true...but i would say that he's the skinniest guitarist alive with actual talent.
nick zinner is still better than jack white
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