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Your girlfriends' best friend who's basically the third person in your relationship and not in a weird cockblocking sort of way she just fits among you and girlfriend and you couldn't imagine your relationship without her in it because she's not just girlfriends' friend... She's yours too. She drinks with you when girlfriend doesn't want to. She goes and eats with girlfriend when you're on a diet. She takes girlfriend to target when you don't want to go. She is an associative girlfriend and your favorite third wheel.
Example 1
Girlfriend:I'm hungry lets go eat allll the foods
You: no go call associative girlfriend I'm on a diet
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Refers to a secret online relationship that someone has with a girl on a social networking site(like Facebook) Usually the guy has many girls that he converses with and likes to be "officially" single but enjoys the conversation with a 1 or a few special girls. The girlfriend in a box is kept entertained by long and frequent conversations in a chat box forum while the others are openly flirtting on the Home page and wall of the guy.
In real Life: it refers to a girlfriend that a guy keeps as a convienence. when he is too busy; he likes to think he can just put her away in the closet like a toy in a box and take her out when he is bored or has nothing better to do.
Him: "Baby Girl, U know I love you. No 1 owns me until I say so. U C my status right? single. It don't have to be complicated. we R good here in the chat."
Her: "I guess i'll be your girlfriend in a box until U say we are going public"
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The most lovely amazing girl ever, she likes dubstep, is aryan, and likes Korn. She also likes to hangout with beta's and is into greenhouse classes. She usually has a milf for a mom, and her sister is usually pretty cool. That is what the typical dubstep girlfriend will be.
"Dude did you hear about my Dubstep Girlfriend?"
"No man, whats that?"
"The cooles girl ever man, i think she likes dubstep"
"so shes dubstep girlfriend?"
"yeah man"
"she cool as cars?"
"no man, shes better than diesel"
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A mommy-girlfriend dates men who love being treated like an incapable child.
These men like to be treated to home cooked meals, clothes bought or picked out for them, rent payed and beer served to them when SHE gets home from work and endless available time to listen to his problems and concerns.
However, the mommy-girlfriend can never offer any advice when the man complains about his problems because the man would kick up a fuss and cry and scream that she is being mean.
Women who are desperate to find secure love are happy providing this to these immature men. Being fully supported and controlled by a woman makes them feel safe and they will never leave. These men take and take and never reciprocate the care because it would never cross their mind.
They couldn’t even afford to take their mommy-girlfriend out for dinner or a beer because they don’t have a job.
Ohh ....there he goes with his mommy-girlfriend picking up the bill again .
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Hair on head all sticking up after rolling around on bed with girlfriend.
Man I was rolling around on my bed with my girlfriend, and now my hair is all sticking up and now I got a bad case of girlfriend head going on!
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Something I really want but can't get
"Everyone has a girlfriend / boyfriend for the holiday, but I'm single for life!"
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when a girl is friends with another girl that trust each other and they do their girl talk which puts me in a good looking position
your trying to get a girl to think higher or you. so your friend whos friends with the girl puts in the good word which is girlfriend magic
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