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A really skanky cunt that pretends to be a normal chick that hits on you at a bar. She often looks normal and lies through her teeth about her personal life. In actuality she is a welfare witch and her kids sleep on pee stinking mattresses on the floor. The diaper bin is overflowing and the litter box smells like satan's scrotum. You decide to fuck it anyway, as it is 1:30 AM and men are pigs. The phone rings constantly after 1:30 AM as the bars are closing and losers are calling her for some squish. She will talk you into buying coke or meth then she will steal it. When you are thinking with your dick, you will try anything.
"I see Lori found another sucker. Look at him slobber all over her. He's going to be sorry he ever met that meth whore."
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A friendship whore is a person of the female sex (can in some cases be male)who will attempt to gain friends by pretending that they are an honest, loving human being. Once you have been insnared by this particular person and you truly do trust and support them, they will stop caring all together. Although you should hate the particular person for doing so, the friendship whore has made sure that the friendship has reached beyond a point of return, therefore leaving you unable to turn around and hate the particular person. Thus leaving you depressed for a number of weeks, months or possibly years in some extreme cases of friendship whoreism.
Side Effects: Victims of friendship whoreism may experience;
*immediate cardiac arrest
*strange mental patterns
*repetition of the alphabet backwards written all over walls
*strange code languages created to avoid thinking about the friendship whore
*severe head trauma from banging the face on a sheet of steel, then repeating 350 times until the mind is numb.
NOTE: To avoid being victimised of a friendship whore I suggest ignoring anyone who seems at first to be too good to be true. This may be hard at first but it is worth the initial difficulty.
I managed to avoid becoming a Friendship Whore victim and life has never been better
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It’s the woman who is just trying too hard. She’s seen way too much sun in her life. Her skin is like an old piece of luggage. Her hair is over-processed, usually way too blonde. The hair is almost always a bit big. Her nails are usually long and acrylic, sporting the Carmela Soprano french mani. Her clothes are just a tad too snug. She has her boobs on display, with a wrinkled, freckly chest exposed. There are rhinestones. Perhaps an ankle bracelet. Occasionally said anklet may be seen over/under suntan colored panty hose. You can tell she’s been around the block, so to speak. She’s lived hard. Lots of booze. She’s a bit puffy in the face. She’s got her cocktail and she’s laughing a bit too loud.
"I need to put some more SPF 50 on...don't want to look like an Old Whore."
"Wow, she used to be so pretty...now she just looks like an Old Whore."
"Yikes, who's the Old Whore sporting those Daisy Dukes? So inappropriate."
"Mom's Bunko group is going on a cruise. It's gonna be Old Whore City."
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n: a person who is an easy laugh. A laugh whore will typically laugh at all of your jokes just to gain acceptance from you. You don't mind it because it makes you feel better about yourself. Usually has a mildly obnoxious laugh to go along with his/her hair trigger laugh reflex.
Friend 1: Oh man, we had so much fun! It was just awesome!!
Friend 2: Nah man don't fall for it...she's a total laugh whore.
Friend 1: Yeah so then I said, 'because the frog was stapled to the chicken!'
Friend 2: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Friend 1: Yeah I made that one up myself!!
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A term to describe someone who dresses in extremely bright and colorful clothes derived from the early 2000s fashion. It is a style that developed on depop, I guess you could call it a variation of y2k fashion. They might wear crazy neon orange pants with a bright purple tank top covered in bright pink butterfly’s and neon orange eye shadow. They might even wear a fuzzy baby blue top with matching blue butterfly clips, and a matching blue skirt; and you will most likely catch them with stars, dots, or hearts all over their face. Depop whores get the majority of their clothes off depop from fast fashion shops like cyberspaceshop, igirl, and other shops that don’t sell authentic early 2000s clothes. Though, a depop whore does not actually need to shop from depop to be one, their just called that if they fit that style as it is a style created on depop.
Boy: “omg do you see Kelly and sophia’s outfits today? They look like they just came back from a pride parade inside of a circus!! And we’re in December!
Girl: I know! They’re total depop whores!!
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A person desperate for vacation who will accompany you on any trip, anytime, anywhere. Always seeking adventure and escape, this person can be packed and ready in 10 minutes flat.
"Hello?"
"Hey- New Orleans on Friday." "You in?"
"Hells yes!" "Vacation whore is always in."
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A person who obsessively Tweets, talks, and makes facebook status updates about the show "Jersey Shore" as it is on air.
Person 1: did you see how many facebook updates Kelly had tonight?
Person 2: I know!! she is such a Jersey Whore!
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