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The story of greg's life

1. Narcissistic and infantile.

2. Having delusions of political grandeur.

Dude, your blog is more narcissistic than the story of greg's life.


by yomismo July 28, 2008


Greg Hefflies

Small, loose strands of hair on the top of your head that won't go down no matter what you do. Many of these strands together make you look like Greg Heffley

Damnit, I can't get rid of these Greg Hefflies! Not even hair gel works

by JoeyTheHorrorBoy June 19, 2023


Greg Guitar'd

Whenever Rose does something so outrageous the UK doesn't want you to see it

"Wow, Rose and Pearl's fusion dance was so sexy it got Greg Guitar'd"

by nukilik January 28, 2019


Chucking a Greg

Urinating in a backpack

I heard Greg was urinating in a backpack again.
Oh indeed, he was 'chucking a Greg'

by Rodinthefog January 8, 2023


Greg special

When the blackjack dealer lays out a sick set of cards to turn your likely win into a bad beat. Coined by Degen Dalt, a YouTube gambling influencer.

The dealer had a 6 up card and I had 11, and he gave me a 9 when I doubled. I was feeling pretty good until then the Greg Special when proceeded to pull five twos in a row followed by a five to beat my 20.

by July 30, 2024


Gregged Up

When you fucked up and your name is Greg.

Harry: Hey, so did your girlfriend take you back after you banged her twin sister?
Greg: Nah, man. I really Gregged Up that situation.

by saintcharlesmanson June 2, 2021


Greg the Goblin

Use to describe a person named Greg as incredibly beautiful especially ones who study accounting.

Man they should call you Greg the Goblin cos you be lookin fine

by Hadespelcher November 23, 2021