1. Narcissistic and infantile.
2. Having delusions of political grandeur.
Dude, your blog is more narcissistic than the story of greg's life.
Small, loose strands of hair on the top of your head that won't go down no matter what you do. Many of these strands together make you look like Greg Heffley
Damnit, I can't get rid of these Greg Hefflies! Not even hair gel works
Whenever Rose does something so outrageous the UK doesn't want you to see it
"Wow, Rose and Pearl's fusion dance was so sexy it got Greg Guitar'd"
I heard Greg was urinating in a backpack again.
Oh indeed, he was 'chucking a Greg'
When the blackjack dealer lays out a sick set of cards to turn your likely win into a bad beat. Coined by Degen Dalt, a YouTube gambling influencer.
The dealer had a 6 up card and I had 11, and he gave me a 9 when I doubled. I was feeling pretty good until then the Greg Special when proceeded to pull five twos in a row followed by a five to beat my 20.
When you fucked up and your name is Greg.
Harry: Hey, so did your girlfriend take you back after you banged her twin sister?
Greg: Nah, man. I really Gregged Up that situation.
Use to describe a person named Greg as incredibly beautiful especially ones who study accounting.
Man they should call you Greg the Goblin cos you be lookin fine