Big Game Hunting

To target and then fire upon a sensitive issue or topic in a debate, essay, joke, or conversation.

i.e. To be so blunt that it becomes offensive.

The candidate skipped the foreplay and started big game hunting his opponent's recent sexual scandal.

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midget hunting season

well you get a tater gun load it with a net and when you see a midget walking down the street you shoot him with the gun the net will capture him and you jump on him real fast and tie his arms and legs together grab the end of the net and beat him on the ground real hard till it knocks him out then take him to the taxidermy and get him stuff and put him on the wall until and you find a shorter one its a world wide sport

hunter: come here you little midget
midget: your never gonna catch me you big....person
hunter:im gonna catch you little shit
midget:run run run you cant catch me im the ginger bread man
hunter: for those little legs you can run pretty fast
*boom* the net catches the midget
midget screams
hunter: just like catchin howgs in the old days *spits*
MIDGET HUNTING SEASON: AMDERICAN SPORT

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The Hunt for Brown October

The lengthy process of excreting a large amount of waste resembling a submarine.

Sorry I was late. I ate a lot of cheese last night and was on The Hunt for Brown October.

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Good Will Hunting Syndrome

The belief that geniuses (or intelligent individuals) should be able to do very spectacular things without expending effort. This usually results in a stellar accomplishment= stellar intelligence attitude.

MIT students always brag about how many hours they spend studying, and constantly talk about their intense course load. It is totally unnecessary. Its like they all have Good Will Hunting Syndrome.

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fat kid hunting

The best fucking sport ever invented.
The sport were you circle around the neighbeourhood on an ATV with a harpoon/ shotgun mercilussly hunting any fat kid you may see. This is called Urban fat kid hunting.

Rural fat kid hunting is when you leave a peice of cake in the woods then leave for an hour then come back on an ATv and a shotgun, by then all the fat kids within 500 nautical miles will have picked up the cake's scent and will be wanderng through the woods. Rural fat kid hunting makes for a damn good huntin.

Come on Jim if we don't go fat kid hunting now the fat kids i'll eat each other fighting over the cake, and that doesn't make for damn good huntin'.

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bow hunting skills

a trait that is most desired by girls

"girls only want boyfriends with great skills!"
"what what do you mean?"
"numchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills..."

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Bargain Hunting

Picking up a nice girl in a sleazy bar.

Hey man, im keen to go bargain hunting... lets hit billy's (Your local sleaze hang out)?

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