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When someone puts their gum under the chair in Singapore and has to flee from martial arts SCDF officers
Friend: This is how you stick gum under the chair. We always do it in America
Me:Hey look the police!
Friend:Ahh!!!
Me: That's right you should have stick and run.
Anytime you go for a run, or do any physical activity under the influence of marijuana.
Hey man wanna go run?
Nahh man running's lame.
Not if we go for a "special" run!
What the hell is a special run?
It's when you go for a run stoned!
That's the worst idea i've ever heard...
Basically, running train on a girl, but everyone participating is high.
Oh, man, last Saturday I had some grass on me and Luis, Jamie and I went running airplane on this one girl.
When you pee all over the wall and get a bike and get fast enough to ride the wall off piss
Me and my friends went to the park to wallwater run
If you are dealt a King and a Seven in Texas Hold'em, this hand is known as The Running Mate.
I can't believe he beat me with The Running Mate!
The act of initiating in banter with a member of the opposite sex with the sole intention of engaging in various sexual acts.
Joel: "Holy shit bro, Josh is totally wheeling that chick."
Jake: "Yeah, he's straight running a session on that broad."
Verb: This tradition started when the Connecticut drinking age was 21, and the New York drinking age was still 18. These days the great state of Connecticut does not allow liquor purchases past eight o'clock at night. When an individual or group of individuals from the greater Danbury area run out of libations past this magic hour, the following steps must be taken:
1. Find the most sober, willing person available to drive. Unfortunately the most sober person at the party is generally not the most willing, a compromise must be reached before continuing, usually involving an exchange of goods, services and in rare cases, sex.
2. Gather funds. This involves emptying out of pockets and cleaning out cars. Remember you cannot pay for beer with old pieces of gum. Include some gas money for your driver.
3. Drive to Brewster, NY.
4. Realize you have forgotten something. (ID, money, your brain) and go back to Connecticut to recover the forgotten item.
5. Drive back to Brewster, NY.
6. Purchase overpriced beer from an extremely grumpy gas station attendant or liquor store clerk, who does NOT feel like dealing with you. Not at all.
7. Laugh at grumpy retailer.
8. Drive back to Connecticut.
9. Rejoice!
We have to buy enough beer NOW, I don't want to have to make a Brewster run.