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This is an action that can be done by female or male. In which man’s genitals, crotch, nuts,balls, groin, genitalia are slapped repeatedly, and some people do this to there friends as a joke. The male whom is getting slapped in the nuts will endures a ton of pain which is an understatement
Guy1: “ stop ball spanking me”!
Guy2: “ why would I stop ball spanking you after all your not in any pain right ”?
Guy1: “ I’ll give you 10$ If you stop ball spanking me”
When you get jerked off by a British and an American girl at the same time.
Dan: Last night was great. I got a spank-wanked by these 2 hotties.
Eric: Nice one bro.
When you want to call someone a douchebag, but it's not harsh enough.
"Man, that guy Brandon is an absolute spank!"
1) Wank for 10minutes
2) Get Drunk
3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife
5) Repeat This over and over again
i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks
A way of saying not to beat around bush or I’m not bull shitting you.
Not to spank the monkey but you are really pretty.
a spank on the buttock with a disabled fish
the other day I was misbehaving at school and my maths teacher gave me a good old kipper spank
In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...
- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's
- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking
- The emergency spank!
- Forward bay spank
- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready
- Spanking on roundabouts
- Hill spanks
On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.
(the spanking test)