Talking lamp

(n.) 1) A coloquialism used to indicate a television which is always on, but not watched.

2) A derrogatory term for television used to indicate one's belief that a television's only benefit is as a lamp that talks.

1)I'm gonna turn off the talking lamp, nobody's in here.

2)Sorry, we don't have a talking lamp, but we do have these wonderful *reading* lamps.

talk trash

say bad things about someone
quite simple really

You better not talk trash behind my back.

Talking Taco

When a girl puts Pop Rocks into her Vajayjay hole before getting eaten out.

Bro 1: Im nervous about going down on my girl.
Bro 2: Its chill, just make sure you have her do the Talking Taco. Its like Halloween but better.

Leet Talk

"Leet Talk" AKA "1337 Talk".

Word(s) to type faster which can be used by numbers, characters, other symbols, or shortened words. Created to get
past word censors, or for faster chatting.

Usual Characters Used Most Popular For Leet Talk:
A- 4/@
B- l3/8
C- (/©/¢
D- |)/1)
E- 3
F- ƒ
G- 6/9
H- }-{
L- 1/!
J-
K- |<
L- 1/!
M- /V\
N- /\/
O- 0/()
P- -
Q- -
R- ®
S- 5/$/§
T- +/7
U- |_|
V- \/
W- VV/ \/\/
X- ><
Y- ¥
Z- 2

Talk to the hand

A non verbal way of telling someone to shut up, that you are not interested.

I held my hand up to Valynncia, when kept talking about the work I was doing/

Red Talk

Talking in a dirty fashion about homosexual intercoarse.

Oi dude, did You hear those guys talking on the train.
yea man, that was so gay. RED TALK IS GAY.

Talk to Frank

The knew cockney rhyming slang for to wank. Also the number that you call when you get hooked on crack.

Bob "I think I'm gonna talk to frank"
Beth "He he"