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After jerking the chicken for multiple hours one may suffer from a stroke.
Andy had to call into work after had a case of stroke-sterbate.
When a woman you are related to, generally a cousin. Gives you a hand job so immaculate that you literally have a fucking seizure
“Shit man, my
cousin gave me a southern stroke that could’ve killed god!”
when you are in a group chat and they wont stop talking about stupid shit
I WILL HAVE A MENTAL STROKE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP
Stroke Stack: a large collection of adult magazine (e.g., Playboy, Penthouse, Oui) that were usually hidden from your mom; magazines collected for the purpose of masturbation.
My mom cleaned my room and she almost found my stroke stack.
When someone makes a statement that is so blatantly false this is the reply to let them know.
Friend: Hey that chick over there is smokin you need to go hit that up.
Me: That’s a double stroke negative. She already got action from the entire crew.
absolute next level way of "are you kidding me"
when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"
That must be a four stroke rider because he looks like a sissy.