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They are… well… ummmmmm… they taste like rum
A song: ice blue burritos yum yum yum! Ice Blue burritos In my yum yum yum! Ice Blue burritos tast like rum rum rum! Ice Blue burritos… UM UM UMMMMMM!!!
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A New Jersey burrito is when two or four guys smother each other in dung from any animal, place cabbage all over each part of the body, and then slowly sucking on the lettuce pieces and listening to trap and/or Screamo Thrash Tech.
"Yo breh, I'm feelin a New Jersey Burrito tonight, you in?"
"Breh, breh, fuck yeah, can't wait to suck some cabbage off of you"
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When yo girls booty get piss in them and you can’t fit you cool cock in it no more. A truly terrible happening. Gg neggas
Oh shit my bitch hit that maximum burrito capacity last night and that pussy looked like a nigger lobster
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The holy supreme of all burritos
I just got 10 beefy 5 layer burritos from taco bell and obtained a god complex
One of the most challenging levels in all of Mario Maker. A true test of skill that can only be beaten by a elite gamers. Legends say that obtaining the World Record for this level while blindfolded, will grant them the legendary item of spaghetti and meatballs.
But can you beat Bowser's Big Bean Burrito?
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A sexual manuever in which the female is lying with her shoulders down on the bed and her legs spread and pointing toward the ceiling. The male in turn has his penis pointed directly down and is in a state of insertion while his legs are to the sides of the female in a sort of half-crouch with his hands holding her ankles up. He then rocks back and forth, according to personal preference for amount of pleasure desired. This angle allows maximum stimulation of the female's G-spot and requires almost no effort from either participant whilst allowing for a maximum amount of stimulation.
This is a variation of the Samoan Piledriver.
"Dude! I got a leg cramp from doing the Open-Faced Burrito Slam last night!"
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When two dudes are doing a chick in the butt and they pour some nacho cheese on their weiners.
Man1: Yo when we gonna make this Cheesy Double Beef Burrito?
Man2: Hold on I'll get the nacho cheese.
Woman: Alright but cheesy does it!
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