Mickey Mouse Change

Small amount of money. Usually, used in gambling or investing.

Guy, pour some real dollars into this stock pick, not this mickey mouse change.

japanese oil change

when during a gang bang a bunch of guys cum all over a girl and in a cup then remove the cum off of the girl proceed to put the cum that was on the girl into the cup, then place a funnel into her pussy and finally pour the cum down the funnel

On his trip to Tokyo john and bill went to an orgy and gave a chick a japanese oil change

13👍 7👎

Climate Change denial

Something braindead retards and boomers created because they don't want to admit that their generation fucked up the earth for the rest of humanity. They tend to lack any evidence possible and believe the 3% of scientists. Their brains have been deformed and intoxicated from all the co2 they have ingested, when asked to give evidence they will shout, bring lumps of coal to parliament and down gasoline. Reasons for being a climate change denier include, being lazy, greedy ass fat fucks in their mansions and refusing to admit their mistakes despite the clear evidence to support that this is a real and serious issue.

dumbass: Climate change is crap! because I'm too lazy and too stupid to see reason.

intelligent person: Ok boomer

climate change denial in practice

41👍 11410👎

a perfect change

Three quarters, two dimes, two nickels, and five pennies. Something people carry when they want to get rid of their change.

"Perfect change" is what you give a casier so you don't get change back. "A perfect change" is the combination of coins you might carry so you can give perfect change.

Cashier: The total comes to $6.68
Customer: *gives her a five, a one, two quarters, a dime, a nickel, and three pennies.
Cashier: Your change comes to...um...nothing.

----

Man, I've got a lot of coins. I should probably make a perfect change.

3👍 24👎

Puro from changed

Ho.. So youre aproaching me come closer as how you want!

I wanted Puro from changed not a jojo reference

15👍 9👎

Scandinavian oil change

The term for when you shove 5 northern atlantic oysters up your grandma's twat and then suck them out and get 6 back.

I gave your grandma Bjorn a Scandinavian oil change last night and then made some delicious oysters Rockefeller.

4👍 1👎

Keep le change

Keep le change (shǝnz)

A rather campy. . . loose french take-off for "keep the change" that has been trendy among fashionistas, etc.

You are due a change after paying for your St*r B*cks coffee. . . you say " Keep le change "

4👍 1👎