netflix and chill

*Girl* wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt with junk food to eat, while cuddling with you hubby and watching Romcoms.
*Guys* fucking with Netflix playing in the background
fuck cuddling sexy lazy boner sweet

Janice: Hey babe, I've had such a ruff day today. Would you wanna come over to watch Netflix and chill?
Stephen: REALLY?? Alright!!
Janice: Why do you sound so excited? You hate watching romcoms with me.
Stephen: No babe, Netflix and chill means you want to fuck.
Janice: Oh hell no! You can go jack off you jack ass. I told you I had a ruff day and all you can think about is your boner!!
Stephen: ...Wait....what???

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Netflix and Chill

Netflix and Chill is were While you are Watching Netflix with a girl... Then you start Feeling Horney . And then The girl Feels Horney . And you Slowly Start fucking each other while Netflix is playing in the Background.

When you Fuck someone while Netflix is Playing in the Background. That's Called Netflix and Chill.

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Broalition of the Chilling

A group of 6 individuals whom take it upon themselves to form a council to oversee party goers at model UN conferences. They have the ability to veto actions of the general assembly in their drunken state. They also reserve the right to nickname individuals upon a consensus vote by the members.

"I was just named god by the Broalition of the chilling after chugging all the gin."

or

"The 6 members of the Broalition mandated that shit got real after the serious comment was made about deep throating dick."

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bust a chill

to chill, the act of chilling, usually a break from doing something exciting

Hey man want to go bust a chill in the car for a bit?

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Beer Chill

That one chill down the spine that you always get after chugging an ice cold beer.

Person 1: *chug chug chug chug* Psshhaaa!
.
.
.
Brrr!

Person 2: Beer chill?

Person 1: Yeah...hic!

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chill favas

An alternate way of saying "cool beans".

Hey dude! I just got blown by that drunk chick in the bathroom...chill favas

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chilling with yoni

Under the influence of some type of Narcotic (drug).

Wow! I can't see straight right now I'm chiling with Yoni.
Hey come by my house I'm chilling with Yoni.

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