ninja nut

Nutting in a public place, undetected

Man I got away with a ninja nut yesterday.

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Ninja Dust

The attack mechanism of one farting in their hand and gradually approaching the enemy to stick the invisible death gas in their face.

(fart noise) Farts in hand* (walks up to K-dog):puts hand in face- NINJA DUST!

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Rim ninja

Homosexual. Someone who wants to judo chop another blokes ass vadge

YOU are probably a rim ninja.

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Bitch Ninja

The act of doing something bitchy unexpectedly

Sally- Hey, I'm so happy we're going to the mall today, we're gonna have a blast!

Veronica- Oh, I forgot, my dog is sick, I can't hang out with you today

Sally- Oh.... okay, bye *hangs up phone*

Veronica- *calls boyfriend* Hey! wanna hang out today?

*Sally finds out* Wow! what a bitch ninja!

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ninja tickets

A new method of internet shopping that searches and compares prices in real time without being detected by the host site.

Ninjatickets.com is a ninja tickets shopping site.

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Rebellious Ninja

A person that is capable of doing all things in an unthinkable way

E.g. Meaghan is a rebellious ninja

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ninja dusting

Giving off a silent fart, grabbing it with your hand and then bringing your hand up in a ninja fashion and throwing your fingers open, unleashing the putrid stench.

Did you see that guy ninja dusting everyone? What a maniac.

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