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The best thing ever since sliced bread
Person 1: what should I listen to
Everyone: SGT PEPPERS LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND DUHHHH
Euphanism for being homosexual
I wouldn't bet on your chances with that guy, he plays bass for Red Hot Chili Peppers
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When your significant other makes jalapeño poppers and then jerks you off in your sleep without washing hands first.
My girlfriend gave me a pepper nap and I woke up thinking I realm needed to get tested.
An individual who drinks alot of soda pop. They are usually addicted to sugar from a young age and gets fussy if they dont have enough soda.
Kelly: "Im annoyed that they are out of Mountain Dew"
Chad: "Don't be such a DJ Pepper, there are other non-carbonated drinks on the menu to choose from"
Kelly: *Gets fussy*
When you’re fucking some greasy chick and you both have herpes and gonorrhoea she proceeds to shit on your dick and then licks it up
Boy 1 : Dude I got a raging hot North Carolina stuffed pepper yesterday
Boy 2: That’s nasty man get the f**k away from me