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A song which you know and love and sing into your thumb as if the thumb were a microphone.
American Pie, Jesse's Girl, Margaritaville, and I got friends in Low Places are all great thumb songs.
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1: The finger version of phone tag.
2: When you text back and forth without getting to the next step - having an actual phone call or meeting in real time. This written banter can lead to frustration if a phone call or meeting is delayed.
Text Message Sent: I'm sick of playing thumb-tag. For all I know you dirty dog could be texting me!
Text Message Received: Did you just call me a dirty dog? RRRuff ruff!
Text Message Sent: How about calling me instead? I don't bark like that dog of yours. :)
Since the sender texts people too often, her spelling stamina started to decline. She wrote "you" instead of "your", not knowing she referred to her friend as a dog. Her friend (receiver) then acts like he was insulted so he can provoke the sender to text more. The sender realizes the receiver is playing thumb tag and declares that she wants to use her voice instead.
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Encourage a friend to send you a SMS on their cell phone/mobile. The thumb being the key finger used in texting a message.
Mary thumb me the details once I finish this cell phone call.
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Originating from the Middle East, this refers to a father trying to penetrate his daughter with his thumb in order to assess whether she is ready to be married off. If penetration is impossible then she is not ready for marriage.
As a rule of thumb, Samira thought her father was somewhat unpredictable.
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A guy who is actually an idiot, geek, goofus, stupid and behaves like a dumb.
Joe is such a thumb sucker, he still plays with marbles.
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when you yell out "THUMB OF DISCOMFORT" and swiftly lodge your thumb deep within another persons asshole and you suprise the hell out of them. If you miss and hit the cheek the person might thing your gay and not ghey
me: *sneaks up on someone* THUMB OF DISCOMFORT!
someone: huh??
me: *SHOVES*
someon: OMFG!
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Pinning your girlfriend against the wall and vigorously fucking her with a metal condom until she cant move
So what did you do this weekend?
Oh nothing just had some fun doing the good old Thumb tack
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