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American undergraduate ("college") degrees historically and typically take 4 years to complete. A person on the "5 year plan" is usually not a serious enough student, who will not have enough credits to graduate within 4 years, perhaps due to dropping classes, changing majors often, or flunking courses (which gives no credits).
"My roommate my sophomore year partied 6 nights a week. He ended up only taking 2 courses one semester."
"Oh yeah? My ex-boyfriend never went to class except to take the exams -- sometimes. He failed half his classes when we were dating. He was on the 5 year plan too."
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The pinnacle of all ages a 14-year-old things deeply much as our Lord Jaden Smith. They tweet such beautiful things about the life and I do not understand why I am 14 and this is deep on Reddit does not have any reference in the Bible. 14-year-olds are the most intelligent age of any human.
Guy. I’m 14
Guy 2 14 year old bitch boy kill urself
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11 year olds are not fucking assholes and they shouldn't ever be considered as sacs full of immaturity and childishness. 11 year olds aren't children either since adolescence starts at age 10, and what's the point of calling these innocent preteens immature if they know 100 ways to masturbate? That is literally the definition of mature nowadays and us adults are total hypocrites to call these people immature while having us be considered fucking mature since we swear far more than them.
John: Hey you see those dumbass, immature 11 year olds complaining about life over there?
Ethan: You're the motherfucking immature one to call him immature. We swear just as much as this poor adolescent.
John: Adolescent? This bitch is a chil―
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The peak time of year to observe drunken girl on girl kissing!
Dude, Jen and Tracy are totally going new year's eve on each other!
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Everyone thinks all they do is dumb and have zits when if they keep themselves clean no zits and 13 year olds are pretty smart they only play fortnite if thats the only thing to do cause they beat games too fast sure they have bad humor and are very horny but during puberty you were too and same with onwards
Written by a true zit-free 13 year old
13 year old: 69 is hilarious
23 year old:dumbass
13 year old: you probably were too 13 year olds like as aren't dumbasses
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A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.
Bob: Where have you been?
The Drunk: Indian New Year.
Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!
The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.
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A twelve year old is a child, as of being under 13.
A 12 year old child gave a heart-breaking speech at a local bus stop.
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