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When you are sucking someone’s asshole and they fart in your mouth.
“I was going down on my boyfriend’s ass and he inflated my tire.”
A woman you control and fuck all the time but is not your girlfriend.
I love you, she is only a fenced tire.
When you are so tired that you cant be dog tired anymore.
“Wow after that marathon, I am bug tired!”
To take a piss against a car tire.
I gotta go check the tires, then head out to work.
A phrase my father came up with to prove he can come up with a phrase.
In his words it means:
“you got toys in the attic”
“you ain’t got all the crackers in the barrel”
“you ain’t got a full picnic basket”
“you got 3 good tires but a low tire so you’re not all there”
Jeremy’s a little bonkers, don’t you think? He’s not all there. He’s got a low tire.
Its a combined definition of fat tire and bicycle. Fat tire is a fat chick that you bang in the belly button. and a bicycle is a slut. So a fat tire bicycle is a slut that is fat and you don't wanna fuck her pussy so you stick it in her bellybutton.
Your mom is my fat tire bicycle.
Women who go to car meets/shows just for attention. Generally are 3/10-5/10 rated chicks who suddenly become 8/10-10/10 in a car setting because they're the only females within a mile. Identifiable by their plasti-dipped Honda Civic parked next to $50,000 builds, and their lack of interest in the cars that are there. Can also be found showing up riding shotgun in a different car each week.
Not to be confused with actual female car enthusiasts, who have fought and clawed for every ounce of respect they have in the car scene.
"Dude how many cars at the meets have had Sarah's sweaty ass prints on the back seat at one point?"
"At least a quarter of them. She's the biggest tire biter there is."