1. an easy way to stab someone
2. or an easy piss-weak excuse to tell people "we're not dating" when you totally are
1. boy: look, i'm not sure this is going anywhere... lets just be friends?
girl: just friends? (dies a little bit)
person: are you two together?
couple: (in perfect unison) no we're just friends.
person: (not buying it) uhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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A person who is in your class who only associates with you in order to be more familiarized with the course and assignments.
Mandy invites Billy to her birthday party after finals but Billy declines due to the fact that classes are no longer in session.
Mandy sees Billy on campus next term. Billy walks by not acknowledging her hello. Billy was a semester friend.
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An imaginary friend is NOT the result of mental impairment. Actually, those with an imaginary friend are frequently smarter than most people (two brains in one). It's someone who is always with you, thus you are never alone. He knows you, your greatest desires and your flaws. So he usually judges you... but also the others around you. He comes often when you feel alone and need some help, or need to talk but have nobody trustworthy. An imaginary friend is really helpful, I advise you to try ! But pay attention, if your friend is comic, to not laugh too loud. People could think you're strange, even if it is a good thing, they're not really tolerant.
PS : Never let someone tell you he is not real, โOf course it is happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?โ (JKR)
My imaginary friend is Sirius Black, so he never died and is ALWAYS with me.
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"A friend of ours" is a made guy in the mafia. This term is used when a mobster is introducing another mobster to his mobsterfriends.
When a mobster is introducing a friend who is NOT a mobster to his mob friends, he will say that the person is "a friend of mine."
This is my friend Nino- he is a friend of ours.
Madonn'! Youz can't touch Vinny- he's a friend of ours!
Bill was not a friend of ours. I don't think we'll be seeing too much of Bill no more.
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Friend's who sleep with their dog in the bed. When they get down to some lovin' the dog licks the blokes ball bag.
I saw the Dog Friends last week.
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The act of intergroup mixing of friends from different circles. While initially it may be regarded as a positive, the act is more often than not, a complete negative. The act of mixing friends is the number one cause of "blowing up" someone's spot. It exposes you in ways that you thought you had yourself protected in. Friend mixing is a dangerous act if not done with complete care and caution. On average, only 1 of every 1000 friend mixes can be regarded as a positive.
Yo Mazin, why you blowing up my spot by letting Noha join our friend group and seeing old pictures of me that I thought only you and other people in our friend group had access to?
Now she's in the friend circle and gots access to them too? Man, you friend mixing be blowing up my spot.
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From "Wizard of Oz", the lion declared "We're friends of Dorothy, using what can only be described as a 'camp' or typically effeminate voice.
I'm a friend of Dorothy- I'm gay.
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