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A community college beside the hill in San Jose, CA. Has a very relaxing atmosphere and the parking isn't so bad.
A large percentage of the student population are asians and mexicans. For science classes which are 98% asian students, it is recommended to go to San Jose City College since the professors are easier.
For liberal arts classes, you'll be with people of all ethnicities. Most of these classes are ridiculously easy, that you wouldn't really learn and still get an A.
Evergreen Valley College student: I got a B in Biology and I worked hella hard for it!
SJCC student: Man I just read the newspaper during class and got an A.
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EVC Student 1: (Thick Viet accent)Hey are you Vietnamese?
EVC Student 2: No I'm not and I don't speak it. If you're going to school to learn English might as well practice it in real life you dumb asian. If the only english sentence you speak is "Hey are you Vietnamese?" then go back to your country and ask everyone if they're viet!
EVC Student 1: But I was born in America -_- and I was just curious if you were Viet lol
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A rural community in central California. The number 1 industry is raising pheasants for gourmet restaurants, the Department of Conservation, and bird collectors.
The Pleasant Valley, CA High School football team is called the Pheasant Pluckers. The cheerleaders' favorite cheer is...(sung very loud and fast)
"I'm a Pleasant Valley Pheasant Plucker, Pleasant Valley Pheasant Plucker, Pleasant Valley Pheasant Plucker...
(3 times in a row)
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Welcome to west canada valley high school here you will see a lot of students giving up in life due to the teachers poor academic skills when you walk in the smelling halls of nasty dying fish from all the girls with stds u will find most of the girls in the bathroom smoking nicotine and the boys bathroom smells like piss. West Canada is a go to play if u really hate your life and want the teachers to ruin it even more. You will mostly see girls that wear belly shirts and booty shorts or girls that are gay and have undercuts. The boys on the other hand have mullets or long hair while wearing jeans boots and ripped shirts. Welcome to the school of homophobic teachers and students that don’t care.
Oh u go to West Canada Valley you must work on a farm and have no life
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A small and spectacularly boring rustique town located in the San Bernardino National Forest of Southern California.
That would be Green Valley Lake near Running Springs.
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A tattoo placed on the small of the back, most often on females. Associated with the location of Boise, in the treasure valley.
All of the tattoos I did today were treasure valley targets.
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An extremely rare and healthy, fashionable, resilient, empathic agriculturer from the Midwest United States. They have powerful voices, love animals, music, art and serenity. A combination of Amy Winehouse and Cher Horowitz, they are impossible to find.
I saw this super hot babe singing karaoke at the club last night, her voice stole my soul. I tried to talk to her but she went away.
She was probably a Midwestern Valley Girl dude, you might never see her again...
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A small college located in Bumblefuck, PA that is known for it's music programs and its Jesus lovers.
A tiny, 3-4 block campus, with a few houses, and students can't live off campus anymore.
Greek life is kinda pitiful, because they're not allowed to have houses either.
Few people outside of the Lebanon/Lancaster/Harrisburg area will recognize the name.
Also, somehow all the tour guides forget to mention the train that runs right behind half the dorms at all hours of the day and night.
"My high school was bigger than Lebanon Valley College"
Jay: "I'm going to Lebanon Valley in the fall"
Bob: "Ooh"
Jay: "You have no clue what/where that is, do you?"
Bob: "Nope, sorry"
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