Mud Water

Baileys on the rocks! (yeah as simple as that)

Kevin Hart: Yo wtf is a mud water?
Antonio Brown: A couple of Baileys on the rocks!
Kevin Hart: Lol mf call it mud water, goddamn!

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Drunk Water

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts clear liquor of any type and Sierra Mist. 7UP is acceptable if you live in an urban neighborhood. Good for when you need to act like you're drinking water.

Nope, it's drunk water!!

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Water Hole

n.
A run-down bathroom, much less desireable than a Water Closet.

George was forced to brush his teeth in the rancid Water Hole.

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Andre Waters

Andre Waters was one of the hardest hitting {safeties} in NFL history. Known by some as a dirty player, he always gave it his all and he always laid out players with bone crushing hits. Played most of his career with the greatest franchise in history....the Philadelphia Eagles.

Ed Reed ain't got shit on Andre Waters.

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dolphin water

Unsweetened tea.

I don't like the taste of dolphin water. That shit is whack yo.

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Manitowish Waters

+46° 6' 37.20", -89° 49' 0.88"

Quite possibly the most kickass place on earth.

Manitowish Waters: We dare you to get a DUI.

I'm from Manitowish Waters, bitch.

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Water polo

The hardest and best sport in the world.

Period.

End of sentence.

If water polo was easy, it would be called football.

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