If somebody sends you a A picture with one close eye It means they trust you with their life
For example “ Just got a one eye closed pic from Emma I now know she trusts me”
that one nigga who you just wanna bust a fat one to
harrison is that one nigga
1. Means someone on9
2. Means something gets stuck
1. Peter is really one more fish. He deletes the whole production database
2. One more fish! The MTR delays again
Just as you are about to blow a load while having sex ( kick your partner in the shin of the leg and nut in one of her eyes) They should then jump up and down on one leg and cover the eye with one hand
While having sex with her I was able to give her, she got mad after performing the one eye’d pirate
What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achille, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gusano Y Gusano (And One Zeroed In Symbol Called And Name "&")...
Euphemism for masturbation.
Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"
Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."
Person A:wanna crack open a cold one
Person B:let's get those w