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This is celebrated throughout the entire month of September. In this month all the girls and women out there can appreciate how hot guys are as much as they want, and no one will care except for themselves. A great month to stare at your crush all day.
Person 1: Uh... why are you staring at Nick?
Person 2: Didn't you know? It's guy hotness appreciation month! I can ogle him all I want all month.
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During the process of a gangbang while the gangbangers (the pockets) wait their turn, they place their erect penis's in each others anus's in a human centipede like chain. these participants do not engage in sexual movements, but rather simply sheath their cocks into each for warmth while awaiting their turn.
Brad: Hey bro, how was your night?
Chad: It was awesome bro I went to this gangbang in the woods, it got a little chilly so we pulled the Hot Pocket Nut Bucket.
Brad: That sounds awesome bro!
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1. The highest possible level of funk, musk, and badussy humanly achievable in one place.
2.That smell that makes the janitor that cleans up the club after it closes want to quit his fucking job.
3.Arms+Ass+Funky Sweaty Thighs=Hot Club Sweaty Ass
Ex. I tried to hook up with Chantell last night after the Red Carpet, but she had hot club sweaty ass!
Ex. Damn girl where were you last night? You got hot club sweaty ass, go take a damn bath!!
Ex. Some of these hoe's dont need to go to IHOP when we leave, they got hot club sweaty ass!
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One of the sexiest, hottest man alive.
masturbates like 20 million times a day. lmfao
tom delonge is so hott
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Similar to the original hot pocket, however this requires the participant to defecate into the the woman's rectum instead. Proceed to insert the penis into the sphincter and thrust until climax. The last step requires the fucker to perform anal fellatio or salad tossing upon the fuckee.
I got tired of the ol hot pocket, so I decided to spice up our sex life and try the Alabama hot pocket #2. And wake up to a Portugese breakfast. I think Jane will ask me for a remarriage.
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A phrase of unknown origin that describes a girl dropping her azz down low to the floor. Heard by Jay-Z on his 1996 album Reasonable Doubt for the song "Cashmere Thoughts."
Baby, while you're grabbing me that beer, drop it like its hot.
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What happens in the Book 4 of the twilight series where Edward and Bella have hot vampire sex. But apparently since there vampires they can keep going and going and going... and nothing's stopping them except there will.
Me:S'up-
Girl: FFFFFFFF, DID YOU KNOW THAT IN THE LAST BOOK OF TWILIGHT BELLA AND EDWARD HAVE HOT VAMPIRE SEX!?
Me:...what the hell...
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