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To begin prep bring with you a small cup of milk( or half'n' half) and set to the side. Also you will have to be nice and hard.
Step 3: Assume the position over the recipients open mouth.
Step 4: Begin pourin a small stream of milk down the bottom side of the shaft so that it runs down the shaft and off the bottom of your sack dripping/ drizzling into recipients mouth
"Bro, I swear if you fall asleep first I am gonna have to White Russian Teabag you!"
A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged
-promoting a pyramid scheme
-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.
“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome”
When 2 white guys in ur class start to flirt with the white girl sitting next to you, then you realize the girl is a thot and likes both of them
Me: yo look behind me it’s a White Oreo
Friend: what’s that
Me: it when 2 white guys flirt with one white girl
When you nut in the air, spin around in a circle, nut lands on your penis, then you slap the girl in the face with your penis
I can't believe Andrew white rangered me last night!
When someone is so white, it reminds you of the zebra pattern found in professional cameras, which paints pure white with zebra striping.
Holy shit, you see that dude dancing? Motherfucker's Zebra White.
"White Jew" is an archaic term for Scottish people due to the fact that Scotsman were known for being stingy penny pinching ruthless capitalists (much like the Jewish stereotype) and Jews were not considered white at the time much like Italians or Greeks. This term fell out of favor when "white" began to apply to more and more light skinned groups, and not just western Europeans.
Scrooge McDuck is Scottish for a reason. Why do you think they call the "White Jews?"
Counter part of Eric Black. A big nigga who gets hard every time he sees a man, despite being straight.
SHEESH! That Eric White is BRICKED right now!