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A band that used to be good, but now they suck and are completely overrated and bland.
Members of the band include Anthony Kiedis (he used to be a cool guy in the 80's, but he became too self absorbed when the Peppers became famous.)
The overrated and bland guitarist John Frusciante. (Tell me, if he's such a talented guitarist, then why does he play such simple guitar riffs? You'd think he'd actually have the nerve to use his talent to create something more original and complex.)
And of course, one of the most talented bassists of all time, Flea. (too bad for being in an overrated band.)
Chad Smith (I don't understand why he is even in this band? He is one of the most repetitive drummers I've ever heard.)
Red Hot Chili Peppers were a great band back in the 80's, but after Hillel Slovak died, they have gone downhill since.
They should have just gave up instead of making 6 boring and redudant albums and leave us with the 3 classic albums they made while Hillel was alive. Then I wouldn't be calling them "overrated".
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After having anal sex with a woman, a man proceeds to go down on her asshole and blow into it. If she farts it back into his mouth/face before he can move, it is called the Turkish Hot Air Balloon
Guy 1: Hey I heard you got with that little chica last night!
Guy 2: Dude that fuckin' bitch....
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: I went to toss her salad after we fucked, she gave me a Turkish Hot Air Balloon!
Guy 1: I'm not sharing that cigarette with you
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when yer lady is in the bathroom gettin ready for bed your busy the whole time makin hot stinky backside wind with your ass inside her empty pillowcase. when its full and she comes out of the other room you put that pillowcase over her head and give it a couple "puffy pats" back and forth. she should come out in a coma or maybe vomit.
when Jane came home from work Tom was waiting behind the door with a french hot air baloon for her.
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The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex)while wearing a hot pink fannypack and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.
He gave her hot pink russian earmuffs last night!
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The first track on the second Filthy Frank album, "Pink Season."
Hey man, wanna listen to Hot Nickel Ball on a Pussy?
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The additional act of fellatio performed at the end of a massage, typically costing around $20.00.
Also can be used to describe a slutty or promiscuous woman.
I went down to the rub and tug to get a massage and the massuse gave me a 20 dollar hot mouth!
That bitch is such a fuckin' skank. She fucks everyone in town....what a $20 Dollar Hot Mouth.
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When a man slides his dick between a girl's ass cheeks as she poops.
Man: I want to try something new to spice up our sex life.
Woman: What about a peanut butter hot dog?
Man:...I knew I married you for a reason.
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