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The frequent sensation that your phone is vibrating in your back pocket when, in fact, it is not. This is usually associated with shifting internal gas or the anticipation of a booty text.
Todd texted me the "What's up" and we hooked up the other week, but since then, nothin. I 've developed a bad case of PBVS- Phantom Butt Vibration Syndrome.
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Appearing in certain places the be gay, but outside of those places they are not.
Going to a function, such as a party..."John and Joe became phantom gay and surprised everyone by getting on the bar and pulling their pants down wearing women's thongs dancing in front of the crowd while smacking each other's ass!"
When a woman with ADHD visualizes a cock inside her rather than using a man or dildo.
After looking at all those pictures, I swear it’s like he was really there. And he phantom fucked the shit outta me!
When you get fucked so hard and good that you still feel it even after they are long gone.
He is great in bed. He fucked me so good here gave me a case of the phantom fucks.
Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
When a man stretches his nut sack latitudinally across his partners face, as to reveal only one eye, half their nose and half their mouth. (The purpose of which is to mimic the mask that the phantom of the opera uses to shield the hideous misshapen side of his face). Upon doing so, he is then required to sing aloud:🎼 “the phaaaaaantom of the nut sack is there...atop your face”🎼
Did you give them the Roman Solider or the Phantom of the Nutsack?