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When Joshua Escobar velez Martinez is high and doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about so he becomes retarded and writes bullshit
Bare jarring fam stop acting Larry
An activist who is an asshole. Thinks that they are surrounded by ignorant close-minded bigots because no one wants to deal with them. Usually confuses people not liking them personally with not supporting their cause.
Person 1: "Bethany doesn't realize that constantly demanding people check their privilege doesn't really do anything but make people dislike her more."
Person 2: "Yeah she's such an act hole"
Noun: A gun, most commonly a semiautomatic handgun.
Synonyms: Chopper, Iron, Gat, Strap.
Available in calibers from .17HMR - .50AE
Most typically, choice in caliber directly corresponds to amount of compensation for penis size. (See also: Micropenis)
The Act Right: A gun.
People start running their mouth and talking wreckless, but once I jerk that pistol and get ready to do work they all the sudden wanna act right.
In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.
Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
A person of real talent both on pro clubs and out on the pull. Grafting out on the wing in the day and grafting birds by night.
George: Eh did you hear about Joshie at the weekend? Only went and scored a hatrick on clubs, then went out and pulled two birds in one night!
Chine: wow, I always knew he was a class act.
I'm fuckin leavin, syonarra
Go to your gf's house. She says," I'm on my period". "Well I guess it's about time to act like geese and get the flock outta here".