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Parental filter

Noun. 1. A filter that blocks out offensive items, predetermined by the authorities that added that filter.

Alice and Bob: Since current programming has content considered inappropriate to little children, we'll install a parental filter for a bit. Is that okay?
Charlie: Is Sesame Street filtered?
Alice and Bob: No, you can still watch Sesame Street and other educational programs.
Charlie: That's all good with me.

by Modern-Webster September 13, 2021


Schrödinger’s Parent

a parent who abuses a child verbally and physically, but proceeds to claim that it’s because they love them/it’s for their own good

have you heard about John Lennon’s parenting life?”
“he must be a Schrödinger’s Parent”

by sitemanlol May 18, 2023


Parent Exhaustion

When kids run you to the ground. To be tired after a day of parenting.

I’m tired due to Parent exhaustion. These kids be running me ragged

by Delano Sounds November 28, 2021


Keanah parents

They are dead... She does not have any

Man that coin is gone... Just like keanah parents

by Reulind June 30, 2022


gay child and parents

the most amaze gc ever for reals

jim: whos that over there?
bill: oh thats gay child and parents

by stevington_ May 30, 2024


Parental Pre-Gaming

When a parent pre-games their child’s room to make it ready for bedtime.

Leeann parental pre-gaming the room for Ling Ling to go to bed.

by Guitarpro2006 September 23, 2024


Cover Parent

A cover parent is someone who likes to say they are a parent and post pictures of their kid but when it comes down to the work they usually let the spouse or someone else do it.

Did you here Becka says shes a good mother but her husband says she’s just a cover parent.

by Itzgrimsley June 8, 2022