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Relatively inexpensive Mexican-style fast food restaurant. Food served is often cheap and enjoyable, although it also has a notorious reputation for rapidly digesting and leading to explosive diarrhea.
Typical stages of trip to Taco Bell
1. Orders 2-3 burritos or tacos, pays around 5$ for them
2. Consume and enjoy the meal (Note: Any hot sauces placed on said meal may accelerate and intensify digestion and subsequent visits to toilet)
3. Approximately 20-30 minutes later, strong stomach rumbling and contractions are felt. Internally, the meal is being rapidly and violently digested before being quickly sent to fill the rectum.
4. Pressure rapidly builds in the nether region, accompanied by intense urge to find a toilet.
5. Upon reaching a restroom, pants are dropped and pressure is relaxed
6. Rapid, forceful ejection of fecal matter into toilet accompanied by terrible gas.
7. Recovery period begins.
When a person with a vagina farts while being penetrated with a penis in said vagina, thereby sending shivers all the way up their penis-having partners meatwhistle
Holy shit! What was that? Did you just Taco Bell me? Damn baby, yo quiero you to eat bean burritos more often, 'cause you got me about to drop some Fire Sauce™ all over that sloppy Bell Grande™
the extreme amount of diarrhea you will get after this shit is incomprehensible
bro i just had 15 chalupas from taco bell
The best food you could ever eat!!!!
I want to eat Taco Bell!!
The one restaurant where you go, and then BOOM have fun with a brown bathroom.
Oh man, I went to taco bell! I need to shit!
SPLAT!
Oh man, my bathroom is a poop throne now! Better get a sponge!
Five hours later
Oh man the sponge is shit brown.
Let’s just say it’s a magical place to ask a friend to get food for you when your drunk. Or just to give you the shits
A restaurant that makes you want to shut a whole bunch and makes you want to die
Shiiiiiiit
I just ate some Taco Bell and now my butthole is like as hot as Arizona like an oven