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What you hope is never said in reference to oneself after age 8.
"Oh, that's ok, it was your best effort."
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Ya fucking retard.
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You know when you are best friends when you get drunk together after the kids fall asleep and watch porn together.
When you ask your best friend to feel your legs if they are smooth enough for the guy you are seeing tonight.
When your best friend holds your eye lids open so wont you fall asleep.
Casi: Youre my best friend?
Haha, I cant think of any of examples
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your friends. and depending on the situation someone you just met that helped you out or hooked you up.
chad: ill call my best dude to hook us up with a ride.
Matt: sweet.
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Noun
In a state of displaying complete and utter stupidity while thinking you're the best.
My friend was in Best Mode - He thought he was being the best but he was being stupid.
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toadstool looking guy that cant pronounce "th" and has a hitler haircut, this "specimen" is constantly found blurting out abusive words, not aware that he is bagging himself. He also displays a poor recognition of the other sex and displays extreme attachment to the same sex.
oh fuck off phillip, u little midget, man, get ur pindick out of here
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a person u can always depend on! no matter what and is always there for you!
guy: hey man she said i need "protection" and im all out u got a rain coat i can borrow?
guys best friend:yea there in the nightstand by my bed!
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