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A phrase, usually in farewell, said between members of the 'countryside' community to will on and promote an honorable lifestyle and proud existence.
Also used to tell one to 'calm down' or 'relax'.
Originated in Ireland.
Farmer A: "Right I better go plough a few furrows here, fella."
Farmer B:"No bother, you keep her country!"
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1. The most visited region than any other in Texas. Most loved for its scenery, it includes the following cities: San Antonio, Austin, Fredericksburg, New Braunfels, San Marcos and Alamo Heights. It includes many attractions that the family, friends or anyone can enjoy. For example: Seaworld Texas, Lyndon Baynes Johnson Memorial, Natural Bridge Caverns, The Riverwalk, The Alamo, the Texas State Capitol, Aquarena Springs and other places of interest (which is why this place as a lot of visitors).
2. Edwards Plateau (geographical term).
3. Setting of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
4. Area in Texas where the road goes up-and-down repeatably.
5. Where The South meets Southwest.
Damn the Texas Hill Country has lots of things to do!!!!
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When you fuck a girl in the ass using creamy sausage gravy as lube
I had leftover biscuits and gravy from Cracker Barrel, so I gave my girl a hot country mile.
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People who you run with. Everyone on a Cross Country Team is family.
I love my Cross Country Team so much! They are like family to me.
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A sex act between two partners that is illegal in many areas of the world. In this activity the submissive partner lies on his or her stomach with the acting partner on top. The acting partner then sticks their finger down their throat to induce vomiting, regurgitating whatever's in their stomach into the submissive partner's ass crack.
The acting partner then proceeds to eat the vomit out of the ass crack while performing anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus. The phrase "English Country" refers to the vibrant colors often found in vomit. "Salad" refers to the eating of vomit from the asscrack.
"Oh, darling," said the aroused naked woman to her male lover, "I want you to give me an English Country Salad."
"For you, my love," responded the man. "I'll do anything. My only desire is to please you in every way."
Then he stuck his finger down his throat and vomited all over her ass crack. After that he ate all the vomit while licking her asshole, concluding by giving his love a tender kiss on the lips. They cuddled the rest of the night.
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A blow job that is given while the recipient is defecating in a wooden outhouse.
The type of outhouse that has the moon shape carved out of the front.
Pa told ma to take her false teeth out as she prepared to give him a country blumpkin.
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When someone expresses redneckish love for the USA by having American flag clothing, items, etc.
Country Bunkin'
Guy 1: Look at that American flag paint job on that truck!
Guy 2: Yeah, that guy's county bunkin'
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