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A female pubic hairstyle that is the inverse of a landing strip; the front of the pubic area is shaved while the sides and the lips are left hairy.
I was going to go down on widow Jones until I found out she's rocking an Amish Cabbage.
A person That Is a moron. When you call someone a cabbage goose, you're calling them a fuckass in a friendly way
"oh my god, why Did you fail this simple ass exam? You fucking cabbage goose!"
A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which lobs cabbages at Zombies, dealing more damage as a base Peashooter but also attacks twice as slower than Peashooter overall.
"Cabbage-pult is pretty dogwater and is incomparable to Peashooter due to how weak he is."
Someone who keeps calling another person fruity (gay), even when they aren’t.
Archie Sheppard is a dickhead frog cabbage cunt
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verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.
"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"
"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"
An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green
Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”