Canadian Poopsicle

This is preformed by taking a shit in a condom, freezing it then using it as a dildo.

Man, I have to take a shit. Man.2, WAIT! wanna make a Canadian Poopsicle? Man, sure.

Canadian Gadarr

Global Disaster Akshay Kumar's Canadian Gadarr Magnum opus Kesari collects 2m $ in overseas , Distributors are forced to sell their undergarments for a living

Canadian Gadarr Kesari collects $2 m in overseas .. epic shame

Canadian beach

A nudist beach. Named this way due to the large amount of "beavers" and "logs".

1: I went to the best Canadian beach yesterday!
2: You went to Canada?
1:No, I went to a nude beach and this one chick was getting logged!
2: Oh

Canadian kira

A Canadian Kira is a amazing friend yet bullies you BUT very easy to get along with BUT DONT BE FOOLED you may call them a whore then end up liking them alot ong ong

Yo buckaroo I got w a Canadian Kira so huge W

Canadian Cascade

To perform a Canadian Cascade, you will need a bunk bed, two females, and four males. One of the nice ladies lies naked on the bottom bunk while all the males are on the top one. The males cut a hole in the upper mattress and simultaneously deficate, urinate, ejaculate , and vomit through it onto the waiting woman. They then proceed to gangbang the shit out of her while the other girl licks up the mess from the other's body.

Let's invite Tammy-Lynn and Shaniqua over tonight and see if they'll let us give them a good ole Canadian Cascade

Cries in Canadian

A facetious cry that lacks true empathy.

Dude: OH gawd I just spilled my latte on my new sweater!

Chick: Awww. Quite a shame. **Cries in Canadian**

Canadian Drumstick

Freezing maple syrup in the shape of a horse cock and plunding it into your holes while it slowly melts then your hole is ready to be fucked and the dick is now a Canadian drumstick

Me and Josh did a Canadian drumstick last night, best tasting head ever