plunding

Plunding is the act of putting an icicle in the urthra puncturing it. As blood pours out, it is then transferred into a cup with period blood and put in a smoothie.

Me and Sally were plunding the other day.

Ass-plund

When a guy rams into his girl/boy friends ass with his penis as hard as he can.

Mark:Did you have fun lastnight mary?

Mary:Yes, it was the greatest ass-plund ever!

Mark:Good, would you like to do it again tonight?