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A Fart Curtain is the waft of smell from farting while walking. Typically best if not too long, so if you have a longer fart you should walk with a slight zig zag and simply create a pleated Fart Curtain for best effect.
That lady just walked through my Fart Curtain, and she was smiling so I think she liked it.
A radio show on WUMF 100.1 from 12:00 AM to 2:00 AM Tuesday mornings.
They tuned into Behind Closed Curtains to listen to some kick ass music.
When a woman's vagina looks like an open face roast beef sandwich having a seizure while she is twerking.
Did you see Shafawnduh out on the dance floor twerking? All I could focus on was her quivering beef curtains!! Gross.
A splurtin curtain provides a barrier of toilet paper to protect the entire back half of the toilet from being sprayed with dung, by hanging multiple sheets of toilet paper from the seat area.
Had to put up a splurtin curtain last night for my violent BM.
A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"
gaping pussy fish mittens Melbourne meat curtain
The flap of fabric that hangs at the bottom of the couch
Hey watch out don't spill it on the couch curtain
This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.
Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.
"That guy needs to stop talking."
"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."