Random
Source Code
Random
Someone who puts ice cream inside a crusty mudflap (look it up) and licks it. And sometimes discharge gets mixed in.
Guy 1: Yo, dude, I had fun stuffing the meat curtain last night!
Guy 2: Wow.. ? What flavor ice cream was it?
Guy 1: Tropical Banana
Guy 2: OHHHH YEAHHHH!
*Kool Aid Dude walks in*
When somone wins a competition against a female and formally and respectfully sprays champaign or Gatorade up her skirt as a sign of good sportsmanship
After the race he gave Sarah a Kentucky curtain cleaning to show her how proud the team was of her
This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.
Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.
"That guy needs to stop talking."
"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
its literally no longer doing something that you might have planned on doing.
“If no one is going to be at the courts then I’m not going, shit curtains.”
A girl's vagina when her clit is pierced.
When I went down on that girl, I nearly chipped my tooth on her metal curtain.
Blackout curtains when defined by an moron.
That parrot won’t stop chirping, trick him into thinking it’s nighttime with some daylight curtains!
when something that was trendy or really cool is ruined by mainstream media exploitation or over used and abused by mainstream society
comic book hero movies used to be fun now they are cool curtains
I saw some tool with a smart phone doing some dumb shit trying to impress chics like in that commercial. fuck it, its cool curtains