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Facebook masochism. Torturing yourself by obsessively monitoring the page of someone you like, but who doesn't like you. This may also include visiting pages of their friends, family and co-wokers. F&M differs from stalking in that any information gained; seeing what they do, where they go, what's new, etc. only makes you more miserable because you aren't a part of it; yet you can't stop looking.
It's his fault I'm into F&M. He shouldn't have told me he liked me, slept with me and then never called me.
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R A F (ROUGH AS FUCK), used when discretion is needed.
1. Have you seen his new bird, she is R A F.
2. I drunk too much and I feel R A F.
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A truncation of the words 'fucking' and 'unlucky.'
This word can be used to console someone who has just suffered from a severe lack of luck in an extremely important, possibly life-threatening, situation. It is particularly useful when use of the word 'unlucky' would be a flagrant understatement, while the phrase 'fucking unlucky' would just feel clumsy and out-of-place. 'F-unlucky,' in contrast, rolls off the tongue nicely and is also less likely to cause offence.
It is of utmost importance that the word 'f-unlucky' not be used in a situation when the phrase 'bad skills' is the only suitable observation. The phrases each have very different meanings and must not be confused: 'f-unlucky' suggests that the consolee did indeed have good skills, but the situation was really beyond their control.
Here are some examples of situations in which the word 'f-unlucky' would prove appropriate:
1. During a particularly heated game of wcs, a long shot is played on the blue. It sails slowly, but gracefully, towards the far corner pocket. It glances the left cushion just inside the jaws, rolls across the edge of the pocket itself, and comes to rest just touching the cushion on the opposite side: "Mate, that was f-unlucky."
2. Upon journeying one evening, in high spirits, to The Clifton, the establishment is found to be closed "for refurbishment." It also becomes apparent that it will not be re-opening for a good six weeks: "Hmm, that's rather f-unlucky. What are we going to do now?"
3. News emerges that a friend (who, for the purposes of an example, we will refer to as Fraser) has recently been brutally and unexpectedly murdered: "Oh well, Fraser was generally pretty f-unlucky."
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Butt Fuck !!!!! "YEAHHHHAAA"
Luke and Eric Butt Fuck when there drunk!!!!
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When you are having sex with a significant other doogie style, grab her by the hips hold on tight and call her by your ex's name. See how long you can hang on before she bucks you off.
Last night was wild, I was so into it I forgot who I was with. It became a serious "rodio F"
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